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I still suck my thumb

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sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

loudmouthed:

people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle)

laptopped:

do rude people know they’re rude

bitchesaloud:

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

Anonymous sent: how big are your boobs if u dont mind me asking?

spliffminded:

big enough to smother u to death

cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

(Source: cinnamonraisinbagel)

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

(Source: whiteboyfriend)

radcanine:

Tell me a bedtime story

notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

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And I loved it.

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You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point